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Red Assed Lap Dancing Volume 9 OTK Spanking Video

Chic cheeks… bar­be­cued to perfection!

If you’re unfa­mil­iar with this video series, please read my intro and Vol­ume 7 spank­ing video review.

Nicki

Hi I’m Nicki. Don’t you wish you could fuck me?” She shakes her fin­ger, “Well you can’t.”

Nicki begins her dance.

And… “What’s next?”

We cut to Nicki across Our Man’s lap, bare bot­tom in closeup. Proceed.

Nicki has a nice sense of rhythm, Ow Ow Ooh Stop in exact time with each spank.

As Our Man stands her upto slip off her tee shirt, she com­plains, “I can’t take it any more.” (more…)

Red Assed Lap Dancing Volume 6: Booty Smackin

I have been inside one and only one strip club in my life. It was Rick’s Cabaret on Bour­bon Street in New Orleans. I was not impressed. It was inter­est­ing watch­ing the peo­ple watch­ing the peo­ple, true… but I hardly remem­ber a thing of what went on there. It just wasn’t memorable.

By com­par­i­son, I remem­ber Bour­bon Street itself, quite well. That par­tic­u­lar evening, the street was nearly as crowded as dur­ing Mardi Gras, with the close and sticky heat of early Octo­ber. I loved it! We bought our first crook-​​handled cane there; it’s dif­fer­ent from our other canes, and car­ries a wicked bite.

I say all this to explain my bias. Strip teases and lap dances don’t do much for me. If you like those things, this video has a very pleas­ant sur­prise in store for you!

Vol­ume 6, like every Red Assed Lap Danc­ing video ever made, con­tains three seg­ments. Each seg­ment fea­tures a woman get­ting a long hard spank­ing, bare hand on bare bot­tom with steady rapid spanks.

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Spanking Video FAQ

Old Tom’s Spank­ing Video FAQ

Why do I call this an FAQ? Because I have often been dis­ap­pointed in pur­chas­ing items such as spank­ing, bondage, fetish, or BDSM video tapes.

You can look at the pics (if any) and descrip­tion (if any) on the box or web­site. But, is it exactly what inter­ests you, or not? You can’t really tell until you’ve watched it.

I also found that my inter­ests shift some­what as one year flows into another. What impressed me as fan­tas­tic five or ten years ago might not impress me today. What inter­ests me now might not have even been con­sid­ered a few years ago.

When I first saw a detailed descrip­tion of a spank­ing video, I was dis­ap­pointed. I fig­ured that spoiled the plot, and there­fore didn’t pur­chase the tape.

Now that I’ve pur­chased a fair num­ber of tapes, I see the ques­tion dif­fer­ently. How do you know if the tape will be “just right” for you?

The best pos­si­ble answer, I think, is to give you a detailed descrip­tion, from some­one who enjoyed the mate­r­ial. If my enjoy­ment reaches you, buy the tape! If not, don’t. How’s that for a sim­ple answer?

Here’s another answer: Cal­i­bra­tion. Once you’ve bought the tape, com­pare your reac­tion to my descrip­tion. Then you’ll be able to judge the rest of my descrip­tion, and find the right answers for yourself.

That’s why I cre­ated this Spank­ing Video FAQ. On to the reviews!


OTK Spank­ing Tape FAQ — Redis­cov­er­ing Red Hot Video

Months — per­haps years — ago, I ordered the lat­est video from Red Hot Video (Now called Bun Beat­ing Fun), vol­ume 7. Each of the sev­en­teen (and now eigh­teen) vol­umes does have a title, but since they’re all pretty much the same thing, the actual title doesn’t really matter.

Or so I thought at the time.

In fact, I was almost embar­rassed to admit that I enjoyed the video. The action was good, but the video was bad. Bad as in taste­less naughty low­brow humor. No refine­ment, no pre­ten­sions, just long hard spank­ings of inter­est­ing women. (more…)

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